The religion and eroticism professor blue house atlantaBritish retailer B&M posted a job application recently to...wait for it...be a "chicken nugget connoisseur."
Cancel everything and buy a plane ticket for the next flight to Merseyside? I don't know where that is, but I'm in.
The experience listed on the application is the best part:
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable I for one will vouch for curly fries over chips until my dying day.
The catch? You're only paid £25 (or about $34) per month. And it's in vouchers to spend at B&M stores. But it's fine. It'll be fine!
If you're ready to make your dreams come true, you can apply here.
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